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Dr Musa Mthombeni leaves his followers in stitches over exams

Dr Musa Mthombeni left his followers in stitches yesterday when he shared a hilarious post stressing over exams.

The funny celebrity doctor and presenter who many have said should go into script writing among many things he does, wrote a very descriptive post detailing his exam level of stress.

He shared, “My life is currently a mess. Kubi. Academically, the plane has taken off and is mid air, the pilot has taken the one parachute and jumped out, the assistant pilot has a fear of heights and can’t fly the plane.”

“Someone in row 45H is having a heart attack they’re looking through the flight manifesto to see who is a doctor and who can help. The medical doctors are few and the PhD doctors are stressed.”

“Someone’s toddler is walking up and down the aisle saying “Tsek” after their first week at the “full day crèche” that costs R300pm. The mother is stressed because “Bathong little Johnny.”

He continued, “The flight hostess just asked me to land the plane but I told her that mina I’m just a sweet innocent boy from the Vaal. What do I know about di’flymachine?”

“Ayawa iEloplane bahlali! Sizani!”

“On another note, why do we need exams? Why can’t they just take my word for it that I know what I’m doing and give me my qualification. I’ll even do an affidavit to certify that I know what I’m doing!”

He ended the post by tagging Oprah Winfrey commenting; “Kubi (It’s bad)! Help me @oprah”

 

 

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His followers shared how the post got them feeling with many users asking him to consider venturing into comedy.

“You should consider stand-up ‘cause what is this?????????.”

One user wrote “Kubi ?I’m in this plane and the toddler is mine ✈️ ?????school is the devil.”

Another user commented, “Man tagged Oprah with his chest.”

“I died 5 times luckily I woke up to write this comment ??????????????”

Former Miss South Africa Liesel Laurie who is married to Dr Musa commented, “Not Oprah, please! ?.”

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